Will Work for TV.

These days, 24-year-old Delonta Spriggs spends much of his time cooped up in his mother’s one-bedroom apartment in Southwest Washington, the TV blaring soap operas hour after hour, trying to stay out…

For our latest mission, seven undercover agents staged a spontaneous musical during lunch at the Trump Tower atrium. The mission was filmed for a segment on The Today Show and includes a cameo from…

J'Accuse
Jeremy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyfus_affair
Jeremy: Relevant mostly because it's the context for the underused expression of moral outrage "J'Accuse."
me: Is this information contained in cartoon and song form anywhere like School House Rock?
I enjoy when inanimate objects burst into song to teach me a historical lesson.
Jeremy: I think that, like Fraggle Buchenwald, the Muppets do Dreyfus was never broadcast.

And sometimes I get to go to Alaska and make web video while Ziplining in a rain forest.  (This is the short piece, so watch this one.)

Sometimes I get to go to Alaska and make web video. 

Drunk on Wine Coolers is the name of my new band
Sam: btw do u watch glee?
Shawna: ummm
DO I WATCH GLEE? Sam Sam Samir
that's like asking a fish does it swim
Sam: bc i said to fran...
Shawna: or a kangaroo if it likes to box
Sam: it's like a show based on your friends conversations after beer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shawna: or Roman Polanski if he likes little girls
Sam: ewww
Shawna: yes, when i watch it with the DC friends, Sometimes Evan turns to us and says
it's like y'all wrote a show
and didn't tell me

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The great ruse
David: Have you heard of The Ruse?
me: like when you thought you were straight?
David: You are <i>SO</i> funny
me: wow. Ironic use of italics
Oh Father of Lies
me: i want to fit in williamsburg, not look like im going to church
Joseph: yes
i mean you dont even go to church or love baby jesus. why would you want to look like you are a god fearing christian?
me: exactly
satan is my friend
Joseph: i so knew that
me: yes, he's also your friend on facebook
Joseph: he is, but i hide his updates. he is update happy
he's always talking about taking over the world this, taking over the world that
it gets annoying
me: the father of lies is like that
Joseph: true
but you cant defriend him
he'll know as soon as you do it
so you just got to live with it