Me: ok. i have to edit this
i want to get it done in 2 hours
so i can pretend to care about soccer
one more time
Matthew: DO IT BIRTHDAY LADY
um
Me: before putting that away in a box for four years
Matthew: I CARE ABOUT SOCCER
Me: ok
Matthew: and it is FUTBOL
Me: maybe that's why boys want to fuck you
who knows
you speak spanish
Matthew: with a castillian lips, no less
Me: lips and lisp hopefully
id like some castillian lips
Matthew: hahahahahahahaha
HAHAHA
destroyed
i am
hilarity
bison
i have to go do laundry
Me: Laughing. Outloud.